Jizzy Juzzy Jatz

Where a group of guys take turns jerking off and ejaculating onto a Jatz cracker. The last guy to Jizz onto the Jatz has to eat it. The Jatz has Juzzy's face on it because his soul is trapped inside of it like Josie Packard trapped inside of the door knob in Twin Peaks.

"The boys stood around playing Jizzy Juzzy Jatz until Justin was the last guy to Jizz on the Jatz which he ate as he stared into Juzzy's soul trapped inside the Jizzy Jatz. "

by agalma January 14, 2025

Jizzy James

motherfucker sippin on tweas that pulls unlimited hoes; most likely races bmx bicycles

Yoooo, did you see Jizzy James at the function last night? He was ball hogging all the huzzzzz

by ulovejamess May 8, 2025

Jizzy Jab

A Jizzy Jab is fierce intimate combat tactic. One the male partner is about to ejaculate, he finishes on his own fist and proceeds to punch the female partner in the mouth, causing jizz to smear on her face.

Damn bro, i got so excited to nut, i gave my girl a Jizzy Jab across the chomper

by PaulBlartMallCop67 November 23, 2025

Jizz master J

cronic masterbating, someone that always has a hand on his cock, not afraid to wip that mother out

nice puddle now i got nut on my shoe jizz master J

by k-bizzle March 21, 2003

Jizzy Wizzy

‘noun’ When the Male Sex Organ exhibits a double event during REM sleep. The penis ejaculates sperm while also excreting urine. ‘Jizzy’ referring to ejaculation and ‘Wizzy’ referring to urination.

Charlie: Man last night was mad, I had a jizzy wizzy while dreaming about having sex with a dead horse while also needing a piss.

by JizzoWizzo April 19, 2020

Jizzy Li

Famous pornstar. Legend says Jizzy Li was the first human who ever mastered the martial art of Jizz Fu, He once sucked 69 men's jizz storage dry in less than a planck instant.

I want Jizzy Li to suck my cock.

by Revoken September 4, 2016

Back in a jizzy

A measure of time one is likely to be away from a task at hand, equal to that commonly allocated to the act of masturbating

Luke: Where are you going?
Ryan: I'm off to some guy's place from craigslist to j/o in his model train room, I'll be back in a jizzy.
Luke: Can you bring back some crab meat?
Ryan: Is imitation ok?
Luke: Fo shizzle!

by SlypGyp February 15, 2013