by coomlag January 15, 2022
Get the Johney mug.a religion based around all-mighty cartoon artist Jhonen Vasquez! formed in the town of Lynnwood, Washington, and preached to the poor unsuspecting town of Arlington, WA and poor random internet users... and random hobos... children around the world will soon all love Jhonen with an uncontrollable urge of head-splodey joy.
Random Jhonenist: Come to the Church of Orthodox Jhonenists!!! Today we shall dissect our Bible, the JTHM Director's Cut, in search of the meaning of life!!!
Other Jhonenist: But... people keep getting killed in that "bible" of yours...
First Jhonenist: AHA!!! that's it!!! the meaning of life is that there is none!!! PRAISE JHONEN FILTHY WORM-BABY!!!!!
Random Hobo: Stupid Jhonenism... I remember the days of real religion... like Dirgolicism.
Other Jhonenist: But... people keep getting killed in that "bible" of yours...
First Jhonenist: AHA!!! that's it!!! the meaning of life is that there is none!!! PRAISE JHONEN FILTHY WORM-BABY!!!!!
Random Hobo: Stupid Jhonenism... I remember the days of real religion... like Dirgolicism.
by Jhonenists1&3 April 4, 2009
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Jhonen Vasquez is the creative genius behind these works:
1. Invader Zim, a cancelled cartoon about an evil alein on nickelodeon.
2. Jhonny the Homicidal Maniac, self explainitory.
3. I feel sick, a book about a girl.
4. Filler bunny.
5. Bad Art Collection, or BAC.
6. Everything can be Beaten.
1. Invader Zim, a cancelled cartoon about an evil alein on nickelodeon.
2. Jhonny the Homicidal Maniac, self explainitory.
3. I feel sick, a book about a girl.
4. Filler bunny.
5. Bad Art Collection, or BAC.
6. Everything can be Beaten.
by linzoy August 9, 2003
Get the Jhonen Vasquez mug.Jhonny is the type of guy who is funny asf and always makes u laugh.he is a real type of nigga the type of nigga who will ride for what is his.he is passionate for basketball and he is actually pretty good at it .he has curly hair.he can dress and he raw asf.he always has many girls on him but he dosent care bc he only cares for his girlfriend.he loves his parents but likes to fight a lot.he is so fineee.
by ghosttt0909 January 18, 2019
Get the jhonny mug.by Bob June 17, 2003
Get the Jhonen Vasquez mug.A comic book artist (whose works include Invader Zim and JTHM) who now spends his days sobbing into his pillow, too scared to venture outside as he might get raped by ugly fans.
He now centers his energies making a comic centering on (LOL, GET THIS GUYS) wuv.
He has a penchant for lolis and Snickers.
He now centers his energies making a comic centering on (LOL, GET THIS GUYS) wuv.
He has a penchant for lolis and Snickers.
Jhonen Vasquez enjoys the finer things in life, such as burying himself into the dirty laundry and eating Slim Jim wrappers.
by Delicious RON October 9, 2006
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