jhonenism

a religion based around all-mighty cartoon artist Jhonen Vasquez! formed in the town of Lynnwood, Washington, and preached to the poor unsuspecting town of Arlington, WA and poor random internet users... and random hobos... children around the world will soon all love Jhonen with an uncontrollable urge of head-splodey joy.

Random Jhonenist: Come to the Church of Orthodox Jhonenists!!! Today we shall dissect our Bible, the JTHM Director's Cut, in search of the meaning of life!!!
Other Jhonenist: But... people keep getting killed in that "bible" of yours...
First Jhonenist: AHA!!! that's it!!! the meaning of life is that there is none!!! PRAISE JHONEN FILTHY WORM-BABY!!!!!
Random Hobo: Stupid Jhonenism... I remember the days of real religion... like Dirgolicism.

by Jhonenists1&3 April 4, 2009

Jhonen Vasquez

Jhonen Vasquez is the creative genius behind these works:

1. Invader Zim, a cancelled cartoon about an evil alein on nickelodeon.

2. Jhonny the Homicidal Maniac, self explainitory.

3. I feel sick, a book about a girl.

4. Filler bunny.

5. Bad Art Collection, or BAC.

6. Everything can be Beaten.

by linzoy August 9, 2003

Jhonen Vasquez

Jhonen didn't create the Cat with the Really Big Head; that was Roman Dirge, you idiot.

Don't write stuff if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about

by Bob June 17, 2003

Jhonen Vasquez

A comic book artist (whose works include Invader Zim and JTHM) who now spends his days sobbing into his pillow, too scared to venture outside as he might get raped by ugly fans.

He now centers his energies making a comic centering on (LOL, GET THIS GUYS) wuv.

He has a penchant for lolis and Snickers.

Jhonen Vasquez enjoys the finer things in life, such as burying himself into the dirty laundry and eating Slim Jim wrappers.

by Delicious RON October 9, 2006

jhocelin

she a very gorgeous girl . she a very nice person to meet . she is loyal and very lovely to have in a persons life . she can make you laugh when u sad . she is very trust worthy .

friend//hey girl

jhocelin// her u okay

friend // not really

jhocelin// everything will be okay.

by kjnvJS November 10, 2018

Johncel

Handsome, Handsome, Handsome and also Handsome.

Johncel is Handsome.

by Jansel June 10, 2021

Jhonerie

A conceited guy that can get any girl to like him, but in reality he's a jerk who only cares about his looks.

Girl: I like him. He's pretty cool and he helps his friend out.
Girl #2: Yeah but he's so rude. He's a Jhonerie; he's always fixing his hair

by ikissedasunflower February 11, 2018