Jeyson is the largest guy you have ever seen. It's physically impossible not to see him. He is everywhere and nowhere. He is the alpha and the omega. He's not God, if that's what you're thinking. He's just large. And wide. Large and wide. He is the concept of mass itself. You cannot get his image out of your head. No matter how hard you try. Just accept his almighty size. That's all you can do.
Person 1: *Looks through telescope*
Person 2: What do you see?
Person 1: Jeyson.
Person 2: What else?
Person 1: Nothing else. He's all I can see.
Person 2: What do you see?
Person 1: Jeyson.
Person 2: What else?
Person 1: Nothing else. He's all I can see.
by laffyhaffy August 31, 2019
Get the Jeyson mug.The act of saying/doing obtrusively douchey and/or leadinga surface level existance that consistently irritates those of higher intelligence and/or depth. The word originated from the analogy that someone who rides a jetski is a surface level douche and jetskies (typically in a circular pattern) because they fear/are intimidated by the treasures in the depths of the sea. See Synonyms: BBP/Basic Bitch Peasant/Basic Bitch
1st party: "Do you see the tribal st.patty's day shirt that dude was wearing?"
2nd party:"Oh you mean the one that matched his tribal tramp stamp?"
Unison:"What a Jetskier!" (typically followed by maniacal laughter)
2nd party:"Oh you mean the one that matched his tribal tramp stamp?"
Unison:"What a Jetskier!" (typically followed by maniacal laughter)
by Thetribe June 6, 2013
Get the Jetskier mug.When you put your mouth on just one boob, make a sound like a jet-ski, and bob your head up and down to simulate a jet-ski hitting waves, flattening the boob out with your face each time you land. It's not quite a motorboat...it's a jet-ski.
Henry removed the hooker's bra, seeing that she had miscellaneous crumbs and what appeared to be crusty cum stains between her titties, he opted for jetskiing that bitch instead.
by Fudge1980 March 13, 2015
Get the Jetskiing mug.He is a good person with purest heart and love at first sight is a matter of the name jeyakumar.he helps everyone and make them other laugh at every situation.He is a cyclist.
Jeyakumar-men
by @jeyakumar delhi November 25, 2021
Get the Jeyakumar mug.The jetski rental company tried to charge the teenage boys $250 for damage that was already there.
They got mexican jetskiied
They got mexican jetskiied
by aglasson April 12, 2010
Get the Mexican jetskiied mug.A beautiful women who is unique and silly and colorful she stands out of the krowd and loves meeting people she can make friends if she wants to she's a nice person but don't take her kindness for weakness she's a hard worker and she's a good friend and a she's loyal to her friends she has a beautiful smile she's funny.
Why are Jeysha are you okay.
by Bambii Nicole February 15, 2017
Get the Jeysha mug.by Big Jack January 8, 2009
Get the Jesska mug.