Jensened

From the verb "to jensen". Definition - screwed up, to do irreperable damage, to be clueless, a complete mess, to screw up everyone's day because of your actions.

"Oh that's real nice - you really Jensened me this time."
"This is all Jensened, I'm taking a lunch."
"You reallllly Jensened it up."
"Please try not to Jensen me, I'm havin a good day so far."

by The Gunnnnn April 16, 2008

THE JENSEN

likes girls with very big nipples

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

jensen

A very sexy man, the most sexy man you will ever meet in fact. A jensen has a huge cock and is amazing with women. They’re quite possibly some of the best people and most well liked people ever. Nothing tops a jensen.

becky: omg he is such a jensen!
samantha: i know, he’s so sexy and he has such a way with women.

by anonymous December 14, 2020

THE JENSEN

a bible super hero. who loves mr pibb

by andy tran March 23, 2003

Jensenism

An extremist neo-Christian evangelical sect which seeks to propagate fear and hatred by quoting Jesus out of context or even misquoting Him altogether.

"Disasters are part of His warning that judgement is coming" seeks to convey the fear of God's wrath punishing immorality wheras it is really just a chronology of events which will occur before the second coming.

by Matthew 24:7-8 January 8, 2005

jensen

the ugliest rat thing that ever lived he is an absolute piece of crap and is a sexist pig and needs to die in a hole his face makes people want to die

Ew that guys a creep
Yeah he’s a jensen

by feminists unite December 9, 2022

jensen

extremely large negro, opposite of bensen

omg look at that jensen i bet he's got a gun

by tek5 February 26, 2010