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Javascript

A nondeterministic markup language suspected to be Turing complete. Its users are often mistakenly called developers.
On the seventh day God took a shit and javascript was born.
by EducatedGuess March 4, 2018
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JANASA

1. Rare and transient meditative zen-like or utopian state of elevated socio-spiritual consciousness. 2. Condition of profoundly transformative creative symbolism. 3. Defining the pinnacle of human potential 4. Complimentary petname sometimes bestowed upon impressive members of the fairer sex &/or uniquely hyper-intuitive progressive gents born under the sign of Taurus.
So profound were the girl's observations that it was believed that she had ascended to a transient state of Janasa.

Janasa wasn't yet his; no matter how hard he longed for it.

She awoke that morning feeling distinctly janasacydal.

Also: janasacism, janasacydal, janasacystic, janasally, janasae(plural)
by Dimestore-Oracle February 3, 2010
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janasia

A very sweet girl who is shy and sensitive at first. She's caring and tries her best to make people happy when they are down. She's trust worthy in relationships and is the jealous type. She loves to play around with others and have fun. Sometimes she like to fight, and she grows feelings for others fast. She's beautiful, smart, intelligent, sweet,etc. You could trust her with any thing.
Boy 1- Janasia She's beautiful
Boy 2- i call her
Boy 3- nooooo
by jalill January 3, 2013
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Jahash

A lebanese donkey or a bloke that is acting like a dog. The word is often used by lebanese and people from either the newport/altona north or the spotswood football club.
Give us a chip you jahash.
by TheLebaneseKing November 15, 2011
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Jalasaya

A mixed ethnic American Goddess with full lips and a gorgeous being and personality.
She is a Jalasaya.
by Jelly108 September 26, 2010
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Jacassian

{From 'Jackass' (n) + 'ian'}

Denizens of Jacassia: a mythical land wherein emotional reaction without thought and discourtesy is highly prized.

Jacassians only value the worldview of other Jacassians. They do not wish to be bothered with reality or logic, but rather prefer indulge in low-level flights of fancy heavily influenced by pop-cultural memes, such as conspiracy theories, Greys, “Chemtrails”, and so forth. Anyone not of this worldview who questions it is considered to be an interloper who *must be attacked*, even if the information the outsider provides is 100% correct.

Their highest concentrations are found in larger urban areas and in online fora.
Those 'Ufologists' are some real Jacassians.

Last night, some drunken Jugalo claimed that I was trying to pick up his woman and took a swing at me, but I opened a can of whoopass on him. What a Jacassian!

Those Wikipedians should go back to Jacassia.
by 7-eleven May 21, 2010
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javashift

The annoying event when you are looking to click on something in a web page but it changes just as you click and you end up fuck knows where. Also known as ajaxulation
I wanted big tits but javashift caused me to click on Russell Crowe (which is arguably the same thing)
by birkenstein December 2, 2015
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