When you met a Jalenn get ready to have your life turn upside down. He’s smart, funny, witty, charming, extremely attractive & has the fattest ass known to mankind. He can be extremely confusing and very nonchalant about things which is ANNOYING!!! He will give you covid & not bring you food when he gives it to you. He’s worth it in the end, don’t give up on him he’s a friend for life or if your lucky a lover for life.
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“I know he has the fattest ass, I want to squeeze it.”
“I know he has the fattest ass, I want to squeeze it.”
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by The big Donna November 20, 2023
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