Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer

A classic horror tale of a young Pakistani boy who grew up to become an infamous pumpkin loving serial killer.

Andy was stabbed in the anus by Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer.

by theman8787878787 October 25, 2011

Jawad

a very fat boy living in kariako tanzania. He has a crush on waheeda. People refer to him as a joke and he is a mistake in life.

Jawaaaaaaaaaddd, WAHEEEEEEEEDAAAAAAAAAAAAA! jawad.

by Mohammed Juma February 1, 2022

Jawad

Jawad is a person who serves and gives food to whoever he is hired too. Jawad’s are usually found in the west coast of Somalia however some sightings have been found in Uganda. Another name for Jawad is Bertram.

"Madam Gubs, how may I help you?" says Jawad.

by gubsnub November 27, 2020

Jawad exposed

Jawad done got posted sleeping mad good check snap stories, it’s worldwide bruh I can’t even lie he got mad exposed

Jawad: yo imma sleep
Ray: good night🤤
Jawad: bruh you caught me lacking sleeping mad good
Ray: you got jawad exposed bruh😭😭😭

by Korem December 24, 2023

Jawad

Young man with an insane physique, he is super aesthetic and benches 500+ pounds. He is a gym lover

Yo do you know Jawad?
Yea bro hes huge

by Trippy83 May 31, 2023

Jawad's driving lessons

Brown to Brown action involving a car and 2 Brown guys.

Yo! I fucked the shit out a dude in a car dude!
Damn dude! That's crazy bro! Thank god you had a fun time with Jawad's driving lessons!

by Tacobell_Lords October 31, 2022

Jawad

The fattest man alive

Ew you’re fat you’re a jawad

by Shushlololololol November 4, 2022