Jandy

Scary guy who likes to grind up lightbulbs and put them in peoples oatmeal and soup.

"Do you know where nick is?"
"Yeah, he died."
"How?"
"Jandy put a lightbulb in his soup."
"Again?"
"Yep."

by CassidyandChiara October 13, 2011

jaundeuce

When a guy's dick turns greenish-yellow as a result of infection from anal sex.

Idiot: "This girl was sucking me off and ended up cutting my shaft with her teeth. Proceeded to anal, the next day my entire dick was like a jaundice-y greenish yellow color. Turns out, bacteria from her poo got into the open cut and infected my entire johnson."

Guy: "Dude, you got jaundeuce."

by yes_he_could_be_an_idiot May 5, 2014

jaundice cum

The affliction caused by the lack of "release" for a number of months, causing a yellowish and possibly lumpy discharge from the male reproductive organ, also known as the pee-nis.

Andy, I haven't jazzed in so long that I'm afraid if Katrina blows me that I might coat her in jaundice cum. Yellow is not a good color on her....

by FletchTheCart July 22, 2017

Jaundacia

a feeling of intense hunger, where you cannot control yourself or your eating habits.

Ugh, im still so hungry, the jaundacia is kicking in. I can't stop eating!

by lillypilutzergirlie65 May 17, 2021

grandma jaundice

Where one person poops in the other person's eyes, and then they pee in their face.

That guy just Grandma Jaundiced that woman.

by Grandpa Evans April 22, 2008

juandy

a cute ,awesome, hot guy. spanish n' usualyy peruvian orr venezuelan . ,)

ohh shit tht dude is such a juandy.. ! :)

by udntneedztuuhknoo July 6, 2010

janndy

Portmanteau for Allison Janney, of West Wing fame, and Broadway actor Andy Karl, love interests in the short-lived, but much beloved Broadway musical 9 to 5.

Girl #1: Did you see Janndy at the stagedoor together?
Girl #2: No, they didn't come out the stagedoor. They're totally fucking.

by letlovegrow May 1, 2010