japer

noun: a disgustingly fat adolescent who drinks starbucks and throws up when smelling something bad. reads poetry and hides his emotions behind misfits shirts and black pants.

"wow look at that kid over there, hes really fat, drinking starbucks, wearing a misfits shirt and black pants, and reading poetry"

"what a japer!"

by MuRpL July 29, 2004

Japerican

A Japanese person obsessive over the American culture. The opposite of a Wapanese. They may use English words where they are awkward at best, and may be more in - tuned to American shows and books than those of their own country.

Exhibiting Japericans, they :
May believe the best country is America. ( It's not. )
May believe we are superior to their technology. ( We're not. )

Etc.

by Vanichuu March 26, 2011

Japer

A fat kid who goes to starbucks and sips on his coffee while listening to emo.

Jp Quine

"Bro, lets go down to that rad place Starbucks and get a coffee and write poetry. Then we could be a Japer too!"

by Joe Nelly July 9, 2004

Jailer

A girl so hot you would spend time in prison for.

Person 1 “man that girl is so hot”
Person 2 “ya that girl is a jailer

by Youngoubre June 6, 2018

Japper

What a lot of kids call me....................ITS NOT MY NAME GOD DAMN IT

Retarded child:Japper how are u?
Me:IM NOT FUCKING JAPPER JESUS

by Dropplepopple March 9, 2018

JaPlett

world's biggest superpimp

a footlong dick

in soccer: too good for his own good

Why am I not JaPlett???

Dude, I wish I had a JaPlett.

by hotgirl January 19, 2005

jallern

an disease who gives you insane amounts of perspiration

the mans equivalent to the menopause.

men gets jallern.

women gets menopause.

by ihasalolcatslol May 28, 2008