January 8

On this very day any boy can grab a girls ass whos name starts with j m t or r. the girl cant do anything about it either

Jackson: hey joey did you know its january 8 you know what that

Joey: harder daddy

by Yeetarenomagical January 7, 2020

January 8

If your a boy and this is your birthday then your soulmate’s name could be Zoey.

Zoey: hi
Boy born on January 8: I like you
Zoey: that’s great cause ig were soulmates

by Iykyk SOO ya December 22, 2021

January 8

National ZEDNED day! Go and stream ZEDNED all day as they are the best duo ever

Yasss ZEDNED can rail me on January 8 and any fucking day

by uterusnumberone March 14, 2022

January 8

be free

January 8 is a special day

by uwu kidnapper girl January 7, 2022