January 6 

on this day, you go to your local target and shit on the floor.

“i shitted on my local target floor for tiktok in January 6th”

January 6 by sistershooketh November 2, 2019

january 6 

National Furries Day!

rahaf: it’s january 6 u kno wut it means right? new fursuits!

january 6 by big000t January 24, 2022

January 6 

The day you can complain all you want to your friends and if they say stop complaining, then they have to get you ice cream

Person 1: Ugh I HATE school. it just SUCKS
Person 2: Suck it up, and quit being such a baby-
Person 1: No its January 6, so now you have to get me ice cream. My favorite flavor is chocolate

January 6 by Thisistheonlytimewewillmeet January 6, 2021

january 6 

National anal prolapse day. People born today are especially short, always lesbian, and a complete power bottom. Let’s see those rosebuds!

“Baley was born on January 6.”

“... her poor asshole.”

january 6 by anarkin October 23, 2019

January 6 

National anal prolapse day. People born today are especially short, always lesbian, and always a power bottom. Let’s see those rosebuds!

“Dude. Baley was born on January 6.”

“... her poor asshole.”

January 6 by anarkin October 23, 2019

January 6 

A common whataboutism that the left uses when they lose an argument

Conservative: Gas prices went up when biden got into office
Liberal: BuT YoU dId JaNUArY 6
Conservative: Not as violent as your daily BLM riots that had countless murders

January 6 by dankm3m3rzz July 8, 2022

January 6 

Girls born on January 6 are ugly and don’t brush their teeth. They also get hurt by guys hotter than them. Ps. The guys are usually born on September 22

Guy#1: Dude! That girls is ugly AF!! Ew!

Guy#2: I know right!? She probably was born on January 6! Ahahah

Guy#1: Definitely haha

January 6 by Clown boy March 19, 2020