jacob macaroni

a short skinny dark haired male with fuckboy additudes and gay ass haircuts. also pretends to be depressed

jacob macaroni shut the hell up

by dickboi42084 December 30, 2019

Jacob Mull

A man with a big cock that loves to wave it around

Look at Jacob Mull waving his big cock.

by 109897654324 August 16, 2021

Jacob Mungai

The best person in the world. A very sexy boy with a great personality. Gets all the birds and is extremely athletic and charismatic.

Bird: Jacob Mungai is such a sexy lad.

by Adam Case November 22, 2021

Jacob Mathew

If there was a lady's man more committed and truthful than Jacob, you're lying. He is the one who knocks. He will pull anime characters faster than he will finish a league of legends game.

What's that you said? Your discord moderator hasn't met his kitten? That's funny Jacob doesn't have kittens, only cats

Phos: "Hey babe, get off Arknights so we can have dinner"
Jacob Mathew: "No".

by CJ from Jumpstreet October 10, 2022

jacob mcnulty

jacob mcnulty is so hot i wish i could just be his i wanna kiss him and live with him please let him be mine oh god please

jacob mcnulty is so hot

by the anyonymous user November 22, 2022

Jacob moment

This is a moment of hate. It is commonly associated with homophobia.

“Dude I hate gay people” “bro that’s a Jacob moment”

by Mikado07 April 24, 2023

Jacob Mathew Knox

A ugly no life fat hairy cunt faced gentle bad lover who hates him self and has no respect for anyone or even him self he is also a fat shy wombat he also loves to rage at his vagina and loves anal and he is in Simons pants

Hey Jacob

Hey Simon

Your a fat hairy shy wombat

:'(

Jacob Mathew Knox

by I'm am nobody November 17, 2012