Jackie Chan

Masturbating to Asian Porn

When Seth told his wife that he hadn't done anything except Jackie Chan while she was away, she could have no idea what he really meant by it.

by Ukrainian Palestinian Mexican September 10, 2014

Jackie Chan

To pull a Jackie Chan is to do a shit job

“Look at James pullin a Jackie Chan“

by De9that September 13, 2020

Jackie Chan

The master of the world who can beat justin with 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 percent of his power. He is the greatest and will never be deafeated.

Jackie Chan is a God

by Master Jackie July 17, 2021

JACKIE CHAN

Jackie Chan is someone who does Kung Fu, likes pandas and is really cool. He touches grass a lot, does the W, is not cringe.
Get yourself a Jackie Chan Bot.

''I just pulled a push door''
''NAH I JS PULLED JACKIE CHAN''

by notjoebatman_04 November 16, 2023

Jackie Chan

Jelqing Dop Chan

quit jackie chan

by OiHughieSaidButch August 3, 2024

Jackie Chan Adventures

Animated series featuring Jackie Chan in a series of fictional adventures, aided by his fictious neice Jade Chan and his uncle "Uncle", he fights the forces of evil and collects various artifacts over various seasons to prevent them falling into cruel hands.

The highly respected series took a downward spiral in Season Three when the plots were all re-hashed and Jade became an annoying bitch.

Jackie Chan Adventures season three featured Jackie trying to gather animals infected with the mystical energies of magic Talismans.

by David Griffin February 18, 2005

jackie chan your ass

1.To put a severe ass-whoopin' on someone.
2. To kick someone in the face
3.To kick ass using an unorthodox object

1.Nigger, you stole my bike, I'll Jackie Chan your ass
2.I'll jump down, turn around and Jackie Chan your ass
3.Bitch, I'll grab this bana peel and Jackie Chan your ass

by man with a terrible smell June 29, 2009