fuck all jack shit

When there is nothing to care about nothing, a combination of Fuck All and Jack Shit to mean that nobody cares about nothing
John: We literally have nothing to eat and we have no money to eat out.
James: Well fuck all jack shit we'll just use our credit cards to buy food
by coeryxtynt February 9, 2023
mugGet the fuck all jack shitmug.

jacked as shit

When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.
-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!

-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!

-Soccer Player: I know, right?
by mtnt69 May 8, 2011
mugGet the jacked as shitmug.

jack that shit

1. An expression using the verb jack, which means "to steal." To "jack that shit" is to "steal that thing or those things."

2. To "jack someone's shit" can also mean to punch them or beat them up.
As soon as that fool gets up and walks away from the moneybag, I'm going to jack that shit.

Man, Theo pissed me off so bad-- I'm gonna jack his shit up yo!
by Wikiwonder July 9, 2009
mugGet the jack that shitmug.

you dont know jack shit

you dont know jack shit a word meaning you know nothing or are too stupid to figure it out
dude whats an electric car

man you dont know jack shit you are too stupid to know what an electric car is unless you get ran over by one
by littlejimmie January 24, 2019
mugGet the you dont know jack shitmug.

jack your shit

to steal someone else's goods, take a five-finger discount, or otherwise rob someone of their possessions.
If you don't pay back the money you owe, I'm going to jack your shit!
by the_rotten1 December 28, 2011
mugGet the jack your shitmug.

jacked up shit

That is some jack up shit yo!
by Jessica Grimes January 7, 2005
mugGet the jacked up shitmug.

jack dat shit

say i just took someone's id they had in their hand:

Me: I just jack dat shit.
by Sterv A. Hamitlton February 28, 2009
mugGet the jack dat shitmug.

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