1. a wrestler with no shtick, no costume, and a lame name like "john evans", going up against a real wrestler lkie "hulk hogan" or "the rock". a jabroni may get in a couple good moves, may even get into a 'near-pin' situation, but will ultimately lose. why? he's a fuckin' jabroni!
2. a poser, one without an identity.
3. fodder for the ring. see 'dead meat'
2. a poser, one without an identity.
3. fodder for the ring. see 'dead meat'
1. that jabroni was wearing calvin klein briefs for a costume! good grief!
2. stop acting like a jabroni, you'll get your ass kicked.
3. who's the jabroni?
2. stop acting like a jabroni, you'll get your ass kicked.
3. who's the jabroni?
by ivan stratego May 19, 2006
Get the jabronimug. Jabroni:
Someone that looks like Tarzan and fights like Jane.
Jabroni:
Someone who sets themselves up to be embarassed.
Someone that looks like Tarzan and fights like Jane.
Jabroni:
Someone who sets themselves up to be embarassed.
As in bring it on you look like Tarzan and fight like Jane Jabroni, come say it to my face so I can put my fist through yours, and then wipe my ass with it, bitch.
As in someone asking if another person if they they pulled their pants down back there, and to the Jabroni you say, no I pulled your wife's pants back down there, and then I went down there.
....or, someone saying to you "You and I have nothing in common" to which you respond to the Jabroni by saying "We both have something in common because we've both had sex with your wife".
As in someone asking if another person if they they pulled their pants down back there, and to the Jabroni you say, no I pulled your wife's pants back down there, and then I went down there.
....or, someone saying to you "You and I have nothing in common" to which you respond to the Jabroni by saying "We both have something in common because we've both had sex with your wife".
by Scorpio571666 July 24, 2008
Get the Jabronimug. 1: The title given to Socrates by visiting Roman philosophers.
2: Someone exhibiting reasoning ability as poor as that of Socrates.
2: Someone exhibiting reasoning ability as poor as that of Socrates.
Marcellus: I don't understand all the hype about Socrates, that jabroni reasons worse than a drunken germanic slave.
Marcus: Indeed, that jabroni should be thrown to the lions!
Marcus: Indeed, that jabroni should be thrown to the lions!
by M. Topcuoglu October 4, 2005
Get the Jabronimug. Travis Kelce: “How about this beautiful trophy!
I got some wise words for that Cincinnati mayor…know your role and shut your mouth you Jabroni!”
I got some wise words for that Cincinnati mayor…know your role and shut your mouth you Jabroni!”
by SYNTHVEN January 29, 2023
Get the Jabronimug. Shut up and know your role jabroni!
- The Rock
I have no idea what I I’m supposed to be doing, I’m such a jabroni.
- The Rock
I have no idea what I I’m supposed to be doing, I’m such a jabroni.
by Esprack619 June 14, 2018
Get the Jabronimug. by NotaJabroni January 10, 2011
Get the Jabronimug. by Big V 40 April 16, 2010
Get the Jabronimug.