Jagoff 

1. People on Kazaa who cancel downloads.

2. G_G NOOBELF.

3. To masturbate peacefully.

People on Kazaa are jagoffs.

Jagoff by KOA-Countess May 23, 2004

Jagoff 

Antonio Brown #84

Eff that jagoff

Jagoff by Speedymatt March 14, 2019

Jagoff 

A common insult said by a Middle Aged man from Chicago who is frustrated with someone who’s driving really fucking slow or showing general incompetence or just being an assholez

Fuck You Jagoff, go the speed limit!

Jagoff by Cupojo3 himself August 20, 2024

Jagoff

In Chicago and Philly slang, a dumb person or a jerk.

Man, Carl’s being a jagoff. What do you mean “You Bears fans are all the same”? You Packers fans are literally perfect copies, stereotypes!

Jagoff by Electric Picture March 1, 2026

Jagoff Maximus

Someone on the very top of the jagoff heap. A person unworthy of continuing existance

"Hey, guess how the last Harry Potter book ends?"
Shut UP Jagoff Maximus!

Jagoff Maximus by John Lease August 5, 2007

jagoff a. slut 

A person who commonly applies for electronic store jobs using online application forms.

Look at all these useless futureshop aplications. Jagoff a. slut has been hard at work today.

jagoff a. slut by Jagoff A. Skank March 1, 2004

jagoff justice 

Petty and spiteful acts of right wing over compensation. Usually made in retaliation to a perceived injustice or threat from harmless individuals.

Jimbo dressed up in his best overalls, pulled up his marching boots, strapped on his shiniest gun, and furiously paraded himself up and down the street waving the confederate flag in order to give the refugees two states over a taste of his jagoff justice!

jagoff justice by Whipples October 31, 2018