Turbo Jagoff

A term used for a person who takes being a jagoff to a new level. They amped it up or kicked it into "turbo" charge.
I accidentally dropped my friend's grande, double espresso, vanilla/carmel latte. He went all Turbo Jagoff on me, ranting, raving and swearing even though it's a GIRLY drink anyway!!"

"My asshole boss kicked it into Turbo Jagoff just because I was 15 minutes late for work.
by dinosaurglow June 29, 2011
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Jagoff

1. People on Kazaa who cancel downloads.

2. G_G NOOBELF.

3. To masturbate peacefully.
People on Kazaa are jagoffs.
by KOA-Countess May 23, 2004
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Jagoff Maximus

Someone on the very top of the jagoff heap. A person unworthy of continuing existance
"Hey, guess how the last Harry Potter book ends?"
Shut UP Jagoff Maximus!
by John Lease August 5, 2007
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jagoff a. slut

A person who commonly applies for electronic store jobs using online application forms.
Look at all these useless futureshop aplications. Jagoff a. slut has been hard at work today.
by Jagoff A. Skank March 1, 2004
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Jagoff

A common insult said by a Middle Aged man from Chicago who is frustrated with someone who’s driving really fucking slow or showing general incompetence or just being an assholez
Fuck You Jagoff, go the speed limit!
by Cupojo3 himself August 20, 2024
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jagoff justice

Petty and spiteful acts of right wing over compensation. Usually made in retaliation to a perceived injustice or threat from harmless individuals.
Jimbo dressed up in his best overalls, pulled up his marching boots, strapped on his shiniest gun, and furiously paraded himself up and down the street waving the confederate flag in order to give the refugees two states over a taste of his jagoff justice!
by Whipples October 31, 2018
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Jagoff

Eff that jagoff
by Speedymatt March 14, 2019
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