John Wick That Shit

To overcome an obstacle or task that has insurmountable odds.

Brian: My boss has asked me to complete my report by 5pm tomorrow and I haven't even started.
Meghan: I guess you'll just have to John Wick That Shit.

by bripgilb March 21, 2017

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John Wick Mode

When someone hurts your dog and you show no mercy

He kicked my puppy so I went John Wick Mode on him and broke his fucking neck

by That guy mike June 2, 2019

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(Verb) past tense; The act of going to kill some fucker because they: killed your favorite dog, stole your car, blew up your house, or completely fucked up your day in some way shape or form. This occurs more often when the person’s spouse has deceased.

Ashley: “What did you do to the people that stole your car?”
Jimmy: “I John Wick’d there asses!”

by Jaybo524 December 16, 2017

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John Wick Shit

When you go Poop. And the dumb is so perfect. You pick up the poo and put it back in your BUMHOLE so you can Poop the perfect dump all over again.

Yo bro I just took this massive John wick shit. Was so good had to do John Wick 2 and 3. Wondering if I should do a John wick 4

by Einstein Gravity Boner June 13, 2021

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John Wick with a pencil

Unstoppable, unkillable, indestructible, force of fear dread gore and power

Idk i forgot the scene lmao but John wick with a pencil is badass...i should've said it up there

by Básnik July 24, 2021

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Thanos John Wick

When a woman goes 'sex-crazy' and starts Thanos default dancing on the bed and wanting to shove a replica of the infinity gauntlet/Thanos car up their partner's ass before putting the John Wick DVD on repeat and waiting until the club scene plays, therefore making the intercourse more intense.

He was still hurting after his girl did the old 'Thanos John Wick' on him last night.

by saugen September 26, 2018

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