Jalapeno

A pimp in Visalia.

hey....i seen Jalapeno the other day.

by jalapeno July 17, 2003

jalapeno slider

Giving someone a jalepeno slider consists of fucking them in the ass and then leaving in a slice of jalapeno. When they take an already painful post anal shit it will burn even more due to the jalapeno juice.

'what did you do with that ugly girl Cindy last night?"
"We had some kinky sex and then I gave her a jalapeno slider>'
"You are a cruel man"

by Shmuli Ellison February 24, 2008

jalapeno popper

A white,black,or otherwise non-Hispanic person, who only pursues, dates or has sex with Latino people.

All of Charlie's girlfriends have been Latina, he must be a real jalapeno popper!

by pink lady c January 26, 2013

Jalapeno Dump

The dump that is taken the day after consuming too many hot peppers. It leaves an unpleasant, even painful burning and tingling sensation in the anus.

Dude, that philly cheese steak with extra jalapenos i had didnt sit right with me. Later on, I had a massive jalapeno dump!

Man, I hope your ass isnt too spicy!

by Sometimes, I tye dye my pubes. March 19, 2009

Jalapeno handjob

Getting a handjob with icy hot as lube

My dick is still burning from that jalapeno handjob last night.

by Ash2meowth July 10, 2016

hot jalapeno

A hand job that is as crazy as the Mexican pepper.

Dude, Kelly gave me a hot jalapeno last night. It was sizzlin'.

by stacy'sfuckingmom June 3, 2010

jalapeno monkey

A monkey native to Latin America and Dublin.
Eats: Sub of the day with extra jalapenos.

The jalapeno monkey is found in Dublin zoo.

by Absolut Tricia November 4, 2006