Irrigate my cANAL

1. What is a canal?
2. Irrigating a canal.... Watering water?

3. Anal sex without pulling out.

Irrigate my cANAL

"I just ate two bowls of beans and irrigated my cANAL."
"What is a canal? Please someone tell me."
"I just irrigated that girls cANAL!"
;
Girl 1 "Why are you walking so funny?"
Girl 2 "Somebody just irrigated my cANAL.'

by Dexter Hulk January 29, 2021

Reverse Self Irrigator

A delicate manoeuvre when one has just taken a dump and has come to a sudden realization that there is no toilet paper left. The Reverse Self Irrigator (or RSI) is when the dumpee bends his penis under his gooch and proceeds to piss into his crack, which then cleanses it. This move is exceptionally difficult for females as it requires a hosepipe or fishtank pipe in order to be performed. This can often be challenging as one must remember to block the penis whilst taking a dump in order to not lose valuable piss which will later be used to cleanse the asshole. If the dump is an afghani mud musket then you are in for a bad time.

Pat: Wow that dump was good
Mitch: How did you wipe, these gas stations never have toilet paper
Pat: No problem man, I just did Reverse Self Irrigator

by ISStudent July 26, 2012

Colonic-Irrigating-Suppository

A do-gooding wowser who spoils art exhibitions and performances in the Arts, in the name of public morality.

Hetty Johnston's interference with Bill Henson photographic exhibitions, or with the appearance of Robert Crumb in Sydney, would, in my view, qualify her as a "Colonic-Irrigating-Suppository".

by Zentas August 15, 2011

Irrigation Penis

IP is the officially recognized acronym of Irrigation Penis founded by the one and only frog god

HAHA I GOT YOU'RE IRRIGATION PENIS NOW I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE

by Zakir Abdul Ghaffari Bin Osama January 04, 2021

Irrigation irritation

When your significant other is horny 24/7 and you’re starting to get annoyed with it.

Dude, my girlfriend is giving me a serious case of Irrigation Irritation

by Loganruleslarge November 18, 2020

Drip Irrigation

When cum goes from a woman’s asshole to her vagina.

“How did she get pregnant, bro? I thought you were only doing anal??”
“Fucking drip irrigation is a bitch”

by Carl Osborne July 25, 2021

irrigation

Irrigation is the application of controlled amounts of water to plants at needed intervals. Irrigation helps grow agricultural crops, maintain landscapes, and revegetate disturbed soils in dry areas and during periods of inadequate rainfall. Irrigation also has other uses in crop production, including frost protection.

i will irrigation the plants.

by sandrita maria September 24, 2017