Incredible Journey

Verb. The act of a corporation, organization, or general entity ending support for a public service, platform, or product, most closely associated with technology and internet services. The phrase alludes to the generic corporate doublespeak businesses will oftentimes use when describing their platform or product in an announcement of its imminent demise, to paint it as an undisputed success that benefited the lives of everyone involved, that inexplicably needs to cease to exist a week from now for no particular reason.

Also written as "Incredibly Journeyed/Journey'd" for past tense, and "Incredible Journeying" for present tense.

"Since we launched our compulsory social media livestream environment three years ago and forced you all to migrate and consolidate your accounts to keep using the services you actually care about, we have hosted a countless number of unforgettable experiences between our loyal users, and we are eternally grateful for the connections and memories that have been created on this platform."
"Ah, shit, I'm only one sentence into this announcement post, and I can already tell they're about to Incredible Journey this site."

by notactuallyburnieburns April 14, 2022

Incredible Mohawk Bros.

Pre-Weird Al funny music band from Detroit that started as a joke and blossomed into one of Detroit's music legends from the '70s. Originally took local bands' lyrics and changed them to funny lyrics but began writing creative and hysterical songs of their own in short time like "Sliders & Fries", "Ivan The Putski", "Summer Camp In Moscow", "Scream Bitch!", to name but a few. Formed by two of Detroit's eastside delinquents, The Despicable Mikey Moe Hawk and The Insatiable Tommy Hawk, they lasted together as a musical and movie project until 2007 when the retired the "Mohawk Bros." officially, but still remain best friends to this date. Look their name up on Google or whatever search engine becomes more popular eventually, and you'll get a taste of some sick individuals with guitars in their hands. Kind of like a Detroit punk version of Alice Cooper & Frank Zappa, but very original too. These guys wore SKI MASKS onstage to protect their real identities and are rumored to have committed crimes after their shows in their stage costumes.

That Reruns band and the Polish Muslims completely ripped off The Incredible Mohawk Bros. who did it all a lot sooner than they did.

by Roger Halstead March 26, 2008

Incredible Hulk

2oz hennessy + 3oz hpnotiq = the mean green.

"dont get it twisted, im bout to make some incredible hulks. come hulk up my nigga"

by marc_y March 6, 2008

incredible sex

Something you have only for the 1st week of a relationship.

We once had incredible sex, but now its just starfish sex.

by Meatstick1 August 20, 2007

Incredible George

Aseries of events designed to bring closure to a failed relationship:
1- engage in anal sex utilizing a banana peel as a condom while wearing a gorilla mask and Incredible Hulk gloves
2- At the point of climax, Donkey Punch her while yelling "HULK SMAAASH!"
3- capture this process on video to share with friends and web trolls.

"My girlfriend is totally cheating on me. I should just Incredible George that bitch and move on."

by yamichi August 19, 2008

Incredible Hulk

a mixture of 2 alcoholic drinks

Lets get some Hypnotic and Hennessy and make a Incredible Hulk

by Bridget February 3, 2005

incredible hulk

an alcoholic drink consisting for hennessy and hypnotiq. Also, a prank to pull on someone when there passed out, by paiting them green and ripping there shirt, they'll be just about as mad as the hulk when they wake up(as seen on dirty sanchez).

-I got soo drunk off the incredible hulk last night

-Terry passed out off half a fifth of bourbon an we gave him the incredible hulk

by terrylarry June 30, 2008