by FawsPiece July 23, 2008
The Morning load is known across the world. It simple means men releasing their semen built up overnight by jerking off and cumming in the morning. When men wake up in the morning, there is process. We first need to urinate but after that, we touch our cocks/dicks/penis/boner/prick/etc until we get an erection & wank until we blast our cum!!! Most of the time, porn is involved! Watching whores take cock in all holes until we bust our morning load. Our semen/ jizz/ cum/spunk/baby batter.
by HornyPornoAddict October 19, 2022
The ahhhh-mazing way to start your day: emptying your bowels into the toilet right when you wake up in the morning
by Slimy Steve July 04, 2014
When you're shaving in the morning and leave a little Hitler moustache before taking that part off as well, just to see what it looks like on you.
by Koekje Zwei August 05, 2013
The morning for an avetard begins whenever they wake up, regardless of the time. Usually this time is around 2-3pm because an avetard is a lazy sloth. Besides just being lazy as shit, the reason they wake up this late is because they were most likely out like a light from the previous night because they went too crazy on the dab rig. Whenever an avetard does end up opening his eyes, he lays in bed for another 30-45 mins just sitting there and going through his phone before they are physically able to move their body and get out of bed. There is also a very high probability that an avetard could fall asleep again in this time period because they're just absolute retards.
Ray Naker: Yo Henry, you go to class today ese?
Henry: Nah bruh, I had a very late avetard morning today because I woke up at like 2 pm today.
Henry: Nah bruh, I had a very late avetard morning today because I woke up at like 2 pm today.
by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020