Text Illiterate

A person who uses informal slang terms in their text messages such as (dats, cuz, u, wuz, ur, n)

John: Hey man are you coming to the party?

Devin: ya man iz it 2nite?

John: dude what the fuck is that.

Devin: wat r u tlkin about?

John: dude your being totally text illiterate grow up you sound like a 13 year old douche.

by Yours Truly.. June 26, 2010

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The person next to you. The one with the stupid look on their face as they look over your shoulder at the screen wondering what all the symbols mean.

It's okay, I understand that you're illiterate, but we can play video games later.

Why are you looking over my shoulder? You're illiterate.

by VANCANMAN February 28, 2010

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Illiterate Fuck

A person who has a small vocabulary and resorts to making up his own words to decribe the things that already exist, or is too lazy to use all of the words that define or decribe the idea.

You illiterate fuck, that's not a real word! It's Snoop-Dog, not Snoopy Dog!

by Jeffrey Lee June 18, 2006

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Illiterate

A user on a website who lacks the proper literacy skills needed to communicate properly. They spell words with "shorthand" spelling, known as chatspeak. Words are spelled with singly letters, number replace letters in some words.

These people claim that they type that way because it's quicker & easier, which shows tell-tale signs of lazyness. They accuse people who type properly of being elitists.

Man, I'm glad that illiterate is gone. Couldn't he read that this is a Literates room?

by Morava March 9, 2007

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In some circles, used as a synonym for incompotent in any way, regardless of any reading ability. For example, it could be used to describe a bad driver, someone who sucks at videogames, or someone who fails a test.

OMG, you illiterate n00b!

by jmtas June 14, 2006