i can top that

in a way of saying he or she don’t have what you have
ex: you will never find another one like me

me: i can top that
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I can the power

An internet meme that originated from Funnyjunk.com. It's a fuck-up of the sentence 'I can feel the power'. It's used when someone, for some reason, is experiencing a rise in energy levels, such as when they're FIRING THAR LAZ0R, or have just done something cool or amazing.
Guy 1- "Dude, you just jumped that bridge in one leap! You must be an hero!"

Guy 2- "I CAN THE POWER!!!!11one!1"
by Eddoblah August 16, 2010
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i can fuck with that

I am in support of the proposed activity.
by DJ Hailz February 05, 2016
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I can count

It's two words I know that because I can count.
Billy : I can count
Bob : ok then how many letters is that
Billy : two
Bob : good job
by i give up on finding a name January 13, 2021
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I can change

A song from the 1999 movie South Park: Bigger, longer, uncut.
Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.

But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.

Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!

What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit

On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!

Heeeeeeey Satan!
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I can breef.

Any law abiding citizen that never had any encounters with the police. Those that do have an encounter with the police follow the orders of the officer and don't run their mouth or become combative. A term used to say that because you respect the law "I can breef."
Bobby was able to go home to his family after being pulled over for speeding because he respected and obeyed the officer. Bobby told his wife about it and then said "I can breef."
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i can vibe to it

Californian millineals way of saying I dig it
Person: "listen to this new song!"
Me: I can vibe to it
Person: "it's great isn't it!?"
Me: it's chill, I can vibe to it.
by CaliVibes October 18, 2017
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