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icelandic facemask

the act of shitting in a bag flattening it in to a pancake shape and freezing it. then when the victim is asleep take it out of the bag and rest it on there face. it will slowly melt by the morning when it is fully thawed out it will form a mask of faeces.
last night craig gave me the worst icelandic facemask ever.
by craig T shaw March 21, 2008
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Icelandic geiser

The grand dick of some Icelandic person.
"In Iceland we call that Icelandic Geiser"
"Oh that's a big dick"
"In Iceland we call that Icelandic Geiser"
by Kasmie December 5, 2014
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Inlander Dysphoria Syndrome

An affliction gained from living in Kentucky, Kansas, Illnois, or any other in-land area.

Thought to have been cured in 2004, this disease rots the mind of its host and makes them believe that "Yea, It's okay to live here for the rest of my life."
"I aint no nerd. I just really enjoy collecting rocks, quantum physics and astronomy. Your average small town girl."

"You have Inlander Dysphoria Syndrome, Roo"
by Frosty Boy June 5, 2019
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Icelandic leaf blower

the act of cumming in ones own mouth and power blowing it into the another ones vagina
she was bored so i gave her the Icelandic leaf blower, and that spiced things up.
by humbebe April 14, 2021
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Icelandic Kiss

This one is one of a kind. When you are at a public swimming pool and have to get all naked with strangers to shower(mandatory in Iceland). You accidentally drop your towel while naked and you bend over to pick it up meanwhile somebody walks up behind you naked and you kiss his thigh with your pulsing prolapsing brown star.
Ahh shit man i went swimming last night with my kids and i accidentally gave some french tourist an Icelandic kiss
by TallerThanTallest July 14, 2017
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Icelandic Stormtrooper

An Icelandic Stormtrooper is a highly reaccuring sight in Iceland, the reason why they are called "stormtroopers" is because of their bleached, short crop hair. They usually wear black jeans and black clothes. It's most common for them to come in packs 2-4+ people. It's hard do distinguish one stormtrooper from another because they all act, talk and look the same.
Hey bro I saw a group of Icelandic Stormtroopers outside the gym.

No way, it's like they're multiplying.
by JPalette September 22, 2023
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Islander Fuckhouse

An abandoned house, typically located nearby a high school in a lower decile area. Used by Islanders to go and fuck each other as they are either wagging school or their parents are strict christians. Typical decorations include a piss stained matress, cum drenched rubbers, gang tagging on every wall, a selection of shoplifted 50 Cent CDs and a big pile of vomit in the middle of the room.
Me and Ben scoped out a sweet drinking spot down the road but turns out it's an Islander Fuckhouse! Those polys are hornier than wild beasts
by Kiwi1234 December 9, 2008
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