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Black ice my ass

An anal wreckage you don't see coming. Named because actual black ice is invisible, and often wrecks your car.
Guy: "You ready for this?"

Girl: "Black ice my ass!"
by Lncnmark8 December 16, 2008
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Black Ice

Probably the single strongest beer i ever bought, Produced by Cameo it has an Alcohol rating of 10.5% and yet it has a decent taste, Good price, This brew should fit in just fine in the Ghetto.
A 40oz of coors light? What are you a pussy? Get some Black Ice.
by El Vato Montana September 29, 2006
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black ice meth

The most swaggity of drugs. It is black, it is see through kind of like obsidian, kind of like a black glassy substance and it is found on the ocean floor only in the Mediterranean and after being exposed to it, you experience very interesting dreams, yes, you get knocked out, of which you are floating out of your bed and you get stabbed, then you think it actually happens. It makes your eyes go outward crossed and makes your feet slowly turn backwards. It's honestly disgusting, and did I mention your fingers pop off?
Dude, did you get that new black ice meth, my feet are already turning!
by MaxiimumFire October 7, 2016
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Black Ice

Being incredibly smooth with words. more often than not pickup lines.
Omg shes like black ice
How
She asked me for help on a math problem
so...?
then she asked for my number.
holy shit dude
by DizzyTrampoline February 17, 2015
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black ice

n. or v. To freeze your shit and use it to pleasure a woman in her vagina. CAUTION: does cause infection!
n. "I want to black ice that 80 year old named lucky."

v. "Man am I feeling good after I black Iced Lucky."
by Justin Jeffrey Dailey February 26, 2005
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black ice

n. or v. To freeze your shit and use it to pleasure a woman in her vagina. CAUTION: does cause infection!
n. "I want to black ice that 80 year old named lucky."

v. "Man am I feeling good after I black Iced Lucky."
by Justin Jeffory Dailey February 23, 2005
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Black Ice

Freshly paved asphalt that makes for a fast, smooth ride on skateboards or roller blades.
This surface sucks...let's go find some black ice.
by coyotedog May 29, 2009
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