install a sprinkler system

to have sex. a variant of "lay some pipe" because installing a sprinkler system involves laying pipe.

"i want to install a sprinkler system on that girl"

by dim prickle October 27, 2005

install an iPod dock

v. To cut a large hole in something, possibly once intended to be an actual iPod dock, but really just a giant, poorly cut hole.

Basshunter wanted a pool so he decided to "install an iPod dock" in his backyard.

by basshunter2 April 5, 2010

Installment Plan

This term is used for the art of letting out a fart over a extended period of time. Usually spanning from 1 hour to about 72 hours. Instead of one initial blast, the giver of the installment plan spares his bros and babes the trouble of a nostril attack.

"Yo Ron, you wearin cologn?"

"Na bro, just a lil installment plan."

by pschwill April 5, 2010

sudo apt install steam

A very quick and easy way to get rid of your Pop!_OS installation, giving you a chance to pick a proper distro.

I can't believe Linus run sudo apt install steam!

by CrazyDev November 14, 2021

install a chick's motherboard

to copulate with a woman

"Yeah, I went over there to set up her printer, and I ended up having to install a chick's motherboard!!!"

by will (credit to andy) July 8, 2007

We got to install microwave ovens

Someone is a dire straits fan....

Money for nothing (1985)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

Installitis

From the latin Haddenus, condition exist when one is not able to lift arms above shoulder level to properly work on a vehicle. Sometimes comes when you are assigned a job that is above your mental mechanical level. Also when you are a complete idiot but do not know it , but still think you are the smartest person ever!

Dan: "I'm feeling like a Dinosaur today and with these raptor arms Im not able to work on this car."

Tom: "Looks like a bad case of installitis!"

Dan: "mmmmmmmm I got to go home Im sick"

by Muddafuckajones August 20, 2013