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Cory In The House 

The Greatest Anime in existence. Focuses around the life of Cory Baxter-san, son of the head chef of Emperor Hirohito at the Emperor's palace. Cory-Chan gets into many adventures with Newt-San and tries to get the attention of Senpai Mina. Most "anime fans" would rather you watch cheap cartoons like Naruto or Attack on Titan, as they do not understand the greatness of true anime... This Was Also A Spin off Of The Romantic Drama "This Is So Raven-Chan"
I'm the new kid, moving in
Getting it done
And I'm officially the candidate
For having some fun
You know
You better calm down Cory
(yea yea)
I'm talking 'bout an all-out party
And we're getting it started
Mr. President, you mind some electric guitar?
Washington D.C. will never be the same
Cause we've got
Cory, Cory, Cory
In the House (Yeah! It's a party every week, baby!)
Cory, Cory, Cory
Check it out (That's right, I'm in the House!)
He's gonna shake it up and change it (Shake it up)
Take it all and rearrange it (Just a little bit)
Got a new plan, hey Uncle Sam! (Look out now)
We've got Cory in the House! (Par-ty!)
Cory in the House! (I'm your man!)
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it gets crazy in the house 

when shit hits the fan and you can do nothing but acknowledge, accept, and move forward
Francois: *shouting* "OH NO! My weird nephew just streaked my wedding! He’s 37!"
Janet: "You know what they say, *whispering yoda voice looking dead into your soul* it gets crazy in the house."

Best Seat In The House 

A seat that offers the greatest comfort and visibility at an event.
"How was the show last night?"

"Great! I had the best seat in the house!"

momi’s in the house 

A litty kitty group of broskis who hang amongst each other, tho they don’t talk when they are together. they sit staring at each other, waiting for the other to sneeze. this is commonly found amongst teenagers from the ages of 13-13.2 years of age.
OMG DUDE THE MOMI’S IN THE HOUSE ARE SO COOL I COULD LITERALLY WET MYSELF.

good thing you don't keep guns in the house 

A phrase used in response to somebody overreacting over a minor or petty incident.
Bob: Those idiots at Taco Bell messed up my damn order again! I should go over there and slap some goddamn sense into those stupid shits!
Dave: Sheesh. Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.

Cory in the House 

Cory in the house was an anime premiered in 2007 starring the biggest anime star ever, Kyle Massey-kun.
Weeaboo #1 Yo fam what was your favorite anime back in the day?
Weeaboo #2 Yo Cory in the House m8
Cory in the House by iiJason124 September 3, 2018

Cory in The House 

Cory in the House

"Cory in the House" was the longest running political propaganda to be televised. In 2001, Washington's finest minds went to work planning numerous attempts at popularizing the Federal government with America's youth. As George W. Bush's presidency neared it's end, hope was fading until an unnamed, ex-nazi propaganda specialist was contracted by the Bush Administration, and set to work. The results were an undisputed success.
Some theorists speculate that Joseph Goebbels was the brains behind Cory in the House.
Cory in The House by negativecr33p December 14, 2017