I'm not gay, but

Phrase required among heterosexual company before stating a fact about yourself that would likely be considered homosexual.

Fernando: "I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."

Steve: "...dude..."

Fernando: "Sorry...I'm not gay, but I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."

by Maddict November 14, 2010

I'm not gay urinal

the buffer urinal you leave between you and another guy if convenient.

guy 1: Dude, that guy in the bathroom was totally pissing in the urinal next to mine.
guy 2: Whaat? He didn't leave a I'm not gay urinal in between you two?

by mboz December 13, 2008

"i'm not gay" stall

The stall that is left open between two guys who are pissing in a bathroom. A violation of this rule, when there are ample stalls makes you gay.

I guess that dude isn't gay, he left the "i'm not gay" stall open.

by Jake Herman February 12, 2007

I'm not gay seat

Seat that you leave empty between two males sitting next to each other. Also can be satisfied by finding a female to sit inbetween them.

Walt: let's go see a movie
James: alright, but this time leave the i'm not gay seat between us, so some hot chicks like last time won't think we're fucking fags.
Walt: it's alright, we're having this babe hayley come too, and she'll sit between us.
James: cool.

by James Gutierrez May 17, 2007

I’m not gay

That line you have to say because you are friends with a gay guy, and a homophobic dude spreader the rumor your a couple and now you have to get rid of it yourself

I swear, I’m not gay!

by wenisses April 17, 2019

Proving I’m not gay

To prove you aren’t gay to somebody is to have heterosexual sex with them

I’m proving I’m not gay with Kiera

by Racinette July 11, 2021

I'm Not Gay

When someone tries to explain that they aren't a faggot but they are indeed a faggot.

Logan: "I'm not gay, I swear!"
Tucker: "You literally sent 50 gay porn videos to me."
Logan: "That's because it's funny!"

by Plumbus Flarp December 11, 2023