Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.
by xCascade October 21, 2010
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Stands for Dick Induced Tourette's. When a woman gets a such proper rogering by man that she has no control over the things that come out of her mouth.
by John Brewer February 4, 2008
Get the D.I.T. mug.DITF, not prounounced as a word rather as an abreviation. It stands for 'dick in the face' but not in the conventional sense if searched in urban dicitonary. When used in an abreviation, it is defined as an individual who is unlikable and cannot be avoided (like a dick would be in your face). It can be used to describe such an individual or can be extended to describe an awkward and unavoidable situation.
It is a British and Australian term created by two academics who wanted a way to describe a particular persistant individual who could not be avoided. It has since been adopted by the community as a general term to describe any such individuals or situations.
It is a British and Australian term created by two academics who wanted a way to describe a particular persistant individual who could not be avoided. It has since been adopted by the community as a general term to describe any such individuals or situations.
1. C1- "Hey mate i just bumbed into my ex"
C2- "oh snap, what happened"
C1- "It was super awkward, I tried to avoid her/him but it was like a D.I.T.F.
2. "Bruh, that guy is such a D.I.T.F"
C2- "oh snap, what happened"
C1- "It was super awkward, I tried to avoid her/him but it was like a D.I.T.F.
2. "Bruh, that guy is such a D.I.T.F"
by Soodadesi November 24, 2016
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Terry Sue: Queen are you still sober?
Minx: Oh yes, I went to a meeting last night?
Terry Sue: D.T.I girl, we saw you drunk as skunk on the corner trying to turn a trick!!
Minx: Oh yes, I went to a meeting last night?
Terry Sue: D.T.I girl, we saw you drunk as skunk on the corner trying to turn a trick!!
by thecorndogwalker December 16, 2011
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1. The point of the evening where you are legendary. You are hilarious. You cannot lose. You are a fucking sex god. You should be able to keep this level, shouldn’t you? If you balance your drinks… maybe have the odd soft drink in between, you can remain at this level of awesome.
2. That magical, perfect point of the evening where she is at her sexiest and most beautiful. She can’t wait to get you home and do the filthiest things with you. In fact, she’s going to call that friend of hers with the big tits and have that threesome you always dreamed about. Oral is on the cards and anal is definitely gonna happen as soon as she gets you back. “Don’t worry…” she says “I won’t change my mind, this is gonna happen”
TDI immediately precedes Three.D.I.
1. The point of the evening where you are legendary. You are hilarious. You cannot lose. You are a fucking sex god. You should be able to keep this level, shouldn’t you? If you balance your drinks… maybe have the odd soft drink in between, you can remain at this level of awesome.
2. That magical, perfect point of the evening where she is at her sexiest and most beautiful. She can’t wait to get you home and do the filthiest things with you. In fact, she’s going to call that friend of hers with the big tits and have that threesome you always dreamed about. Oral is on the cards and anal is definitely gonna happen as soon as she gets you back. “Don’t worry…” she says “I won’t change my mind, this is gonna happen”
TDI immediately precedes Three.D.I.
by SweatyG May 15, 2016
Get the T.D.I. mug.In response to trying to get something for nothing: SELLERS WANT INTERNATIONAL POSTAGE FOR LOCAL RATE. "I.D.T.S."
As a threat: "I.D.T.S. pal!"
In response to a statement made by someone who is trying to kid you: "Hey man, I won the lottery today!" "I.D.T.S."
As a threat: "I.D.T.S. pal!"
In response to a statement made by someone who is trying to kid you: "Hey man, I won the lottery today!" "I.D.T.S."
by Elizabeth S October 9, 2008
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