Like regular A.I.D.s but dire. Contracted by being bitten by dire wolves or dire bears in the Canadian wilderness. Can be cured by Canadian nurses. You will continue to have A.I.D.s but no longer dire.
by sicmyduck September 12, 2019
Get the Dire A.I.D.s mug.When somebody is so unwise with money that it tends to die slowly and painfully in the stock market, "disappear," or is spent on useless items such as a "Margaritaville margarita machine" that person is said to have financial A.I.D.S.; the opposite of a Jew.
Guy 1: "Dude, why's your dad so depressed?"
Guy 2: "He invested $500,000 in Sbarro's Pizza because it was his favorite mall food, and they went bankrupt this morning."
Guy 1: "Sounds like someone has financial A.I.D.S."
Guy 2: "He invested $500,000 in Sbarro's Pizza because it was his favorite mall food, and they went bankrupt this morning."
Guy 1: "Sounds like someone has financial A.I.D.S."
by $p00n May 10, 2011
Get the Financial A.I.D.S. mug.When an athlete (for example Wide Receiver) develops an unexplained, mysterious and disabling illness of unknown origin, prognosis, and duration.
Jeremy Maclin has been sick for four months. At first they thought it was Mono, but it turns out he has WR.A.I.D.S!
by Black Steel August 14, 2011
Get the WR.A.I.D.S mug.Alcohol-Induced-Drizzle-Shits. Caused buy drinking an excessive amount of Alcohol. Diarrhea is common and frequent leaving you dizzy, uncomfortable, and usually a tender butthole from wipping so much.
Doing those keg stands and chugging a couple four lokos has given me A.I.D.S all day and now I cant sit straight in class!
by Flcorjdab10 September 27, 2011
Get the A.I.D.S mug.by Imma PIMP August 1, 2007
Get the A I D S mug.An anagram short for, "Little Irish Dick Syndrome". Common in most post-pubescent Irish Males. It has been estimated that nearly 94% of all Irish Males suffers from L.I.D.S. in a case study conducted by Massachusetts Institute of Technology (Rowe, et al, 1997). Famous L.I.D.S. patients include Tom Cruise, Bob Saget, Hilary Clinton, and Ron Weasley.
Girl 1: "I sure feel bad for Stephanie"
Girl 2: "Why is that?"
Girl 1: "Her boyfriend has just been diagnosed with a terminal case of L.I.D.S."
Girl 2: "Looks like her vibrator is going to be doing a lot of work in the future"
Girl 2: "Why is that?"
Girl 1: "Her boyfriend has just been diagnosed with a terminal case of L.I.D.S."
Girl 2: "Looks like her vibrator is going to be doing a lot of work in the future"
by jbhunter April 2, 2011
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