Do as I say 

a slang saying that got popularised when Linus of Linus Tech Tips YouTube Channel did a LInux challenge, where the team tried to use Desktop Linux as their operating system, the first video was released in November 2021, in which Linus chose PopOS operating system, and there was a bug in the software center at that particular time, due to which 'steam' (the gaming software) had some conflicts with the desktop environment, due to which the installation was not being done through software center. Searching on internet, Linus resorted to command-line way, and the program warned that it may potentially damage the system, and to do proceed only if the user knows what they are doing. Linus, without reading anything, typed in the prompt which required to enter "Do as I say" to proceed, leading to the monitor going black and the system crashing.

The software: Removing your bootloader may make your system unbootable. Do you know what you are doing?
Random person who just read Internet having no knowledge of topic: Do as I say!

Do as I say by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did. 

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did. by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023

how can I know what I think until I see what I say 

I am so f#@c*d up right now I have to speak first and have everyone else tell me what I said later.

How can I know what I think until I see what I say?
Oh damn, I didnt mean to pull down your pants and suck your cock till you exploded. I really was just telling you how awesome it was to ride that cigarette boat around Paradise Island! Nice to meet you

how can I know what I think until I see what I say by RedSonja1 December 11, 2010

lest i say drr 

1. A common phrase used by the intelligent gamer/coder/scholar on the internet or with friends to say the equivalent of "duh" from the early 90's.
2. An expression used after a chum has made a rather obious remark.

-Wait George Bush Jr. is an idiot?
-Lest I say drr!

lest i say drr by Dave Guarino September 22, 2002

Can I say something? 

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO ME

person 1: HAHAHAHHAHAHA I KNOW AND SHE WAS LIKE–
person 2: uh Can I say something?

person 1: "Hey Cherry"–
perosn 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN. Cherry wasn't the one who said that

Can I say something? by bbbbhornyyy August 31, 2021

can i say fuc

one of the discord messages from one of nikis video with jack manifold

niki & jack manifold : what does this one say

the discord message : can i say fuc

can i say fuc by that gay mcyt enjoyer October 20, 2021

When I say "jump" you say "how high?" 

The catchphrase of boomers in particular, possibly coming from the movie "Stripes" is a phrase that fuels their narccisim and the outcome being they wonder why their kids and grand kids go No Contact and abandon them or throw them into homes and abandon them.

The idea is you are supposed to question an order not act in blind subordenation. They just say "JUMP!" being confused you ask "How high and why?"

Boomers comically use the phrase "If your friend jumps off a bridge would you follow?" fueling more of their hypocisy.

"When I say "jump" you say "how high?"-Boomers

"Why do my kids hate me?"-Boomers

When I say "jump" you say "how high?" by rolomaturbo December 25, 2023