I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before

I have no idea where these people are coming from. All these weird new people need to go back to where they came from.

I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before.

i.e. WTH you’re Lebanese, what are you doing in Louisiana in the first place.

by confused cajun man January 13, 2021

a sorry i’ve changed

A sorry i’ve changed is a boy who begs multiple girls for lots of nudes every night, because he can’t wank properly and doesn’t wanna use pornhub and when a girl says no he gets beyond frustrated.

a sorry i’ve changed

omg he’s such “a sorry i’ve changed” ugh who even asks for nudes anymore

by cloud :( December 7, 2020

I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

I’ve never seen the world so insane before

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

I’m not imagining things am I?

I’ve never seen the world so insane before

by Death Menace July 13, 2022

I’ve Seen Better

A quote that makes the user feel attacked in a very aggressive manor. Users of this quote may be very careful as they may be attacked by a variety of people. Including but not exclusive to Black people, Muslims, and Asians.

Muslim:Oh shit I just hit a crazy shot!
Random: ...I’ve seen better
Muslim: Yo, shut the fuck up!

by MaddPeople December 28, 2018

I’ve

A contraction for “I have”

I’ve been searching for you around the whole house.

by bluestinger66 August 29, 2022

I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.

*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023