hutznapf

A hutznapf is someone who doesn't have luck by girls.He always gets the push.Hutznapf is also a terrorist

Person A: This boy just got pushed by a girl!
Person B: This has to be a Hutznapf.

by Chiara583 January 4, 2017

hutzed

being pushed around, rushed

i don't like being hutzed around like that

by a814 June 22, 2022

michael hutzel

A type of person who constantly wakes up at 2 am to play 2k and fortnite.constantly acts retarted so his friends are never sure if he’s actually retarded.a Michael Hutzel always fakes injuries to get out of stuff.thinks he’s good at basketball but fails miserably.

Playing fortnite at 2 in the morning what a Michael Hutzel

by Thick boi99 January 30, 2020

A Hutzel Win

A win that is based on only luck and should be counted as a loss. Such as having an absolute terrible fantasy football team but your team gets extremely lucky and it wins games it shouldn't have won.

Wow did you see the Alabama game last night?

No but I heard it was quite a hutzel win.
It sure was. What a bunch of frauds.

by Beter Griffin has ligma September 30, 2021

Michael Houtzer

The sexiest man alive. Plays baritone saxophone like my big balls

Michael Houtzer is Jizz

by anonymous January 16, 2023