Hungarian Mittens

The warm sensation you get when you sit on your hands and fart.

Jim: Dude it's so cold out don't you want to take some gloves?!

Barry: Nah bro I'll just use some Hungarian Mittens.

by weaselman March 30, 2012

Hungart

An attractive woman (Adjective)

That girl, Brooke, is very hungart. She looks very beautiful in that outfit.

by TacoPig April 4, 2022

Hungarian Poison

A mixture made up of 60% alcohol (traditionally rum) that has at least 35% alcohol content and 40% lemonade. The lemonade cancels the effect of the alcohol causing drinkers to take in far more alcohol than they are usually capable of.

"Dude, you're so drunk. What did you have?"
"Just two cups of Hungarian Poison"

by bemoregame June 18, 2023

Hungarian Cotton Candy

The act of picking a booger out of your nose, then scratching your ass with the same finger you picked the booger out of then eating the booger.

Someone caught Gabor eating some Hungarian Cotton Candy at the dinner party last Wednesday.

by cottoncandyguy March 1, 2019

Hungarian Tool Shed

When having anal sex with a woman, you stuff your testicles into her vagina-----thus putting all the tools away in the shed.

That girl is just begging for a Hungarian Tool Shed!

by Spooge Newton October 6, 2011

Hungarian Lollipop

When a man's penis is very thin, but the head is gigantic...resembling a lollipop. Often a condition that is obtained through puberty, can also occur during sex with a girl who has a very tight vagina.

She was so tight she turned my dick into a hungarian lollipop!

by CDizz1 July 6, 2012

hungarian clowncar

It's that thing where you have a bunch of midgets in a gangbang inside of a small european car (country non-specific.)

That taxi ride was such a Hungarian Clowncar, these aren't my shoes?!

by XCRRTY October 19, 2013