by J J street 2 November 19, 2010
by D. R. P. H. I. L. November 06, 2023
After dining at a vegetarian restaurant last night, it took me twenty minutes to wipe up that hummus dump.
by The reverend Billy B December 13, 2009
Banging a girl from behind, you take 9 Kosher beans (preferably blessed by a Rabbi) and stuff them into her anus 1 by 1. Then pull out of vag, stuff it in the butt and start mashing the beans into hummus. Then as you are ejaculating, you take a Tostitos Scoop tortilla chip and dip it into the butt crack, and dip out some of the wonderful mix. Then with proper wrist action, whip the chip around and shove it in her mouth.
by Cal the Lion July 06, 2017
Similar to flicking the bean but instead of flicking you are pulverizing the clit until orgasm and it is raw and smashed to a pulp kind of like how a garbanzo bean is smashed to make hummus.
You can tell Quanesha was making hummus earlier because the whole apartment smells like rotten pussy.
by Taste the ROE August 12, 2017
1. n. The act of acquiring the sickness "diarrhea" after ingest any type of hummus.
2. The word hummus in " Hummus-rhea" can be replaced by any food word that gives you diarrhea.
2. The word hummus in " Hummus-rhea" can be replaced by any food word that gives you diarrhea.
by Mr. Chestensen September 15, 2010
Aye I know everybody knows Figmus has a tiny dick but he’s still my hummus boi.
Girth, tell all your hummus bois to come through we havin a blowbang!
Girth, tell all your hummus bois to come through we havin a blowbang!
by GerthPaul December 18, 2020