Corny, artificial, fake
To describe someone or something as being hokey or hoky (alternative spelling); being corny or artificial.
Another word for it as a noun is: Hokum.
To describe someone or something as being hokey or hoky (alternative spelling); being corny or artificial.
Another word for it as a noun is: Hokum.
"I opened Disney Channel the other night, all I could find on there were some teenage sitcoms with so much hokiness... it was unbearable."
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"I hate Matt, his jokes are just so hokey..."
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"I hate Matt, his jokes are just so hokey..."
by IloveDisney(probablytm)nohate November 27, 2012
Get the Hokiness mug.Someone who is a total jerkface. Someone who is so totally full of themselves, that even THEY know it. Basically, just a blubbering bafoon. Can also be used as a term of endearment amongst close bros.
Example #1
Bro #1: Dude, that guy is a freaking hoiner! I can't stand him!
Bro #2: I know! He is so full of himself! Let's kick the crap out of him!
Example #2
Clos Bro # 1: Dude! You are such a hoiner!
Close Bro #2: Thanks! I love you too man!
Bro #1: Dude, that guy is a freaking hoiner! I can't stand him!
Bro #2: I know! He is so full of himself! Let's kick the crap out of him!
Example #2
Clos Bro # 1: Dude! You are such a hoiner!
Close Bro #2: Thanks! I love you too man!
by doucheface November 27, 2015
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To speak with authority on a complex topic in such a way that you sound like you know what you're talking about while being absolutely clueless.
"I know he was on TV, but he just hovinded his way through it. He doesn't actually understand it."
"Don't hovind at me. You may sound good but you're full of shit and ignorance."
"Hovinding too much can result in going to jail, you know."
"Don't let them hovind you. Fact-check it!"
"Don't hovind at me. You may sound good but you're full of shit and ignorance."
"Hovinding too much can result in going to jail, you know."
"Don't let them hovind you. Fact-check it!"
by Ziggy the Thing March 15, 2020
Get the Hovind mug.A logical fallacy where someone claims that the argument or position of someone else is invalid not due to any faults in it but based off of faults, real or imagined, of the other person.
This argument does not make the claim it is used in valid, but also does not render it wholly invalid provided that valid arguments may be found in other parts of the claim.
This argument does not make the claim it is used in valid, but also does not render it wholly invalid provided that valid arguments may be found in other parts of the claim.
Examples of Argument ad Hominem:
1. Your presidential candidate has been shown to have been cheating on her wife, how the hell can you trust her to manage labor issues?
2. He's not a valid candidate, just look at how he dresses! If he can't mage his wardrobe, how's he going to manage a whole state?
1. Your presidential candidate has been shown to have been cheating on her wife, how the hell can you trust her to manage labor issues?
2. He's not a valid candidate, just look at how he dresses! If he can't mage his wardrobe, how's he going to manage a whole state?
by Rando Enby February 3, 2021
Get the Argument ad Hominem mug.Alternative to bisexual. As in Hovis, well known make of bread. The "Best of Both" loaf lead to this name.
by @rkayen February 23, 2008
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