Look a gift horse in the mouth 

A gift horse "lays" gifts, much like the golden goose.
You don't want to know what it eats.
The modern interpretation is corrupted from the original 'given,' not 'gifted.'
To not examine a gift is to ignore subtle compliments or insults, and can be dangerous. Such was the case in the Trojan Horse.

"This roast is delicious. Do you want to go to the slaughterhouse after?" mused Betty.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." quipped Martha.

"My girlfriend's taking me out, but I think she got the money from whoring at the truck stop," said Jose.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," cautioned Miguel.

(On a chairlift) "Isn't it sad there are no tee pees or buffalo here?" wondered Jane.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," snapped Stacie.

Look a gift horse in the mouth by Assy Cheeks December 12, 2007

Not screw a gift horse in the mouth 

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

Not screw a gift horse in the mouth by bhnicfh August 28, 2011

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth 

When you buy a new style Dr. Pepper and she accuses you of cheating with her mate

I was walking your friend home and this is how you treat me so Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth by Jermaine Burrell August 30, 2023

sad horses mouth 

1. a literal sad horses mouth
2. where a older woman or whore have lost their elasticity in their vagina, meaning then when it comes to intercourse its like putting fingers or a penis in a moist bin bag.

how was that girl last night?
worn she had sad horses mouth syndrome

sad horses mouth by so help me September 24, 2016

House Mother

A pseudo parental figure for youth that have been disowned by their biological parents. Usually associated with the “same-sex” communities.

“I don’t talk to my parents anymore, my house- mom house mother has been there for me.”

House Mother by Huronnative September 16, 2019

horsemouth 

Someone who has a mouth similar to a horse, also, generic term for someone. Used much in the same sense as "asshole".

That girl would be hot if she didn't have such a horsemouth." or "Stop eating all the french fries horsemouth!

horsemouth by bigvindogg August 10, 2010