Honker

Someone who honks her horn at someone at the same time someone closes or opens a door, just so someone can have time powers and scare the locals.

Girl 1: "I don't know who the Honker is?"
Girl 2: "The Honker?"
Girl 1: "I'm scared to close my door, let alone open it."
Girl 2: "I hope not."

by Blakeintown January 30, 2015

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honker

variant of honkey, honky, and honkie

used as a term of endearment amongst whites

Hey honker, I am still awake because my homework isn't done.

by Stefanie November 08, 2004

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"So I saw a bunch of honkers--" "what the fuck is a honker?" "... geese, man."

by Chronos_101 September 19, 2006

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A dinorsaur. First used in the comic book, Turok, Son of Stone. Native americans discover a lost world of dinosaurs.

Look out, Turok, there's a big-ass honker after you.

by Rastus Fuzzbottom September 22, 2004

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People who play Heros of Newerth who constantly feel the need to toot their own horn.

Stop being such a HONker

by kevlaur January 11, 2010

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A strong beer, usually Belgian, which makes one drunk rather fast

Have you tried that Duvel? 8.5% - it's a honker!

by LewisUK1983 September 11, 2005

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turd of gigantic proportions, causing much pain and discomfort

screaming..... this is a corn honker of a turd!!!

by katotool December 09, 2007

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