Bear Honey

Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.

Chuck Norris shaves with bear honey.

by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011

Honey Bunny Pooh Bear

A real bear that rarely makes an appearance in today's society. This specific type of bear thoroughly enjoys a large pot of honey and sometimes will go through large measures just to obtain one.

Gosh darn, I have to run to the grocery store again because those Honey Bunny Pooh Bear's took our honey again!
Mom, is it true that those Honey Bunny Pooh Bear's have a cannibalistic leader?
I wonder what society would be like if those Honey Bunny Pooh Bears just came out of hiding.

by Wordsmith Galore October 28, 2012

let's fill this bear with honey

From the game Kingdom Hearts II, this phrase can also be used instead of "let's do this". Signifies a taking charge of matters, or setting out to accomplish something.

"We have to finish this project by Monday"
"All right team, let's fill this bear with honey!"

by MetaKool May 30, 2006

honey boo boo bear

something a mom calls her son, or either the boyfriend / girlfriend calls eachother

Oh my sweet honey boo boo bear, would you like a glass of milk?

by wuen's love April 5, 2023

bear getting honey

When a bear preforms oral on his cub

Joey went with his cub to do the ol’ bear getting honey

by Trooper Thorn May 5, 2021

Not every bear eats honey

Despite the popular believe of bears eating honey which is true, not every every bear eats nor has access to honey"

"some bears eat it but not every bear does "

It is a saying to tell another person despites their believes of a certain topic it doesnt always apply.

What can i say "not every bear eats honey"

you seem to forget that "not every bear eats honey"

by Keanlol November 23, 2025

bear with a honey pot

When a guy cums on a girls body and she scoops it up and eats it off of her hands

Man!, I cumed on this girls stomach last night and she ate it off her hands like a bear with a honey pot.

by The (sixty-nine)'er February 18, 2009