Holy Ghosted

The act of getting "ghost" for not believing in god

My girlfriend holy ghosted me

by sdfern1 August 6, 2023

Holy Ghosted

When someone hasn't heard from you for more than 2,000 years, but they still swear you're coming back.

Jesus Christ, man. He hasn't come back in 2,000 years. Face it; you've been Holy Ghosted. He's not coming back.

by YourPreudonym March 11, 2023

Holy Ghosting

Holy Ghosting is when you hear something that makes you laugh so hard that you don't make a noise and your body looks possessed. Frontwards and backward bends are common, uncontrollable shaking, knee slapping, and Thizz facing, are all comment signs of a good Holy Ghost!

Thomas said something so funny, that Mota started Holy Ghosting!

by UltraSuicide14 December 12, 2016

Holy Ghosting

When God ignores your prayers.

I prayed for a mansion, and a new car, and lots of cash. But, nothing happened. I think God is Holy Ghosting me!

by The Baron Tube March 26, 2021

holy ghosted

That feeling, when you have sincerely begged, pleaded and prayed, and got nothing.

I have been praying to get an answer from god to make my decision, but he sent me no signs. I think I got holy ghosted.

by Feodora Tonks December 21, 2021

Holy Ghosting

Cutting ties and all communication with ones church for any reason without explanation.

When one decides for whatever reason that they have had enough of the Bible, so they stop attending church and completely cut off communication with all of their holy roller friends.

No one has seen or heard a word from brother Bob in weeks. He's Holy Ghosting us!

by Marcus8581 July 22, 2018

Holy ghosting

When you meet someone at church and decide you no longer want to be friends, so you stop showing up at church.

I'm holy ghosting her because she was crazy. Hail satan!

by Savannahghost November 7, 2018