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San Francisco Hitchhike

The act of tucking your penis back and then proceeding to jerk yourself off from the back while your thumb is extended into your butthole.
Ray was feeling frisky today, so he tucked it back and gave himself a good ol' San Francisco Hitchhike.
San Francisco Hitchhike by kct September 26, 2014

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

The best triligy (containing 5 books) in the world. IT recently became a major motion picture which totally butchred and americanized the plot , but still was decent. By the kurt vonaget of the 20th century. Totally rocks , a great read. amazing
i just read the hitchikers guide to the galaxy, i look at the world in a totally new way now

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

its my bible.the most genious thing ever written, it pokes fun at humans, their emotions and how they go about life. one of the only humans to actually feature in it is arthur dent, a typical englishman who happened to be good friends with another life form, only finding this out a few minutes before the earth is demolished to create a hyper-space bypass.
after leaving earth, just in time for this to happen, him and his alien friend, ford prefect, set off on an adventure arthur cannot ever quite get the hang of.
the 5 books get surrealer every minute, making the planet earth seem more and more insignificant.
it ponders over life, the universe and everything and even comes up with the most genious answer to everything.
the book also introduces us to one of the best characters in existance, marvin the paranoid android, a robot with the emotions of real people which is usually depression thus creating a depressive robot, coming up with some of the best lines ever written:
"LIFE...........DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT LIFE!!!"
"brain the size of a planet, and here i am, parking cars"

Hitchhiker Fart 

An odor from an intense flatulent which follows the flatulator as they move.
"Dude that motha fucka farted back there but he still stinks up here"... "Yeah man, that was some hitchhiker fart shit".
Hitchhiker Fart by jon bausch September 12, 2005

Hitchhiker

One who knows where his or her towel is.
Ford Prefect is one hell of a hitchhiker; he knows where his towel is. What a cool frood.
Hitchhiker by cyenu February 3, 2005

Hitchhiker

A being, human or otherwise, that randomly asks strangers for rides in transportation devices when in need of such a service. Their destination can vary, parts of the galaxy, parts of America, the important places mostly. Most are fearless, yet stupid and reckless.
Fuck no, your a Hitchhiker! I know your kind!
Hitchhiker by D4A3F2M1H9 June 15, 2010