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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

A word used to describe people with a fear of long words. Sesquipedalophobia means exactly the same thing, except everyone just wanted to add more to make fun of people with the fear. When trying to write this down, always triple-check to make sure you get the spelling correct. One does not easily spells a 35-lettered word this easily.
Josh: Hi! I'm Josh. I try to speak words that are less than 3-4 syllables long since I suffer from hippopoto...( skins starts to pale, breathing starts becoming heavy... and now.... a panic attack) DAMN IT!!!!!!!!
Eric: Were you trying to say hippopotomonstrosesquipeda-
Josh:STOP!!!!

Random guy: Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is a fear of long words
you are diagnosed with a severe case of Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

Chad: Hey do you like the word hippopotamus?
Amy: No, I have Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia,

Chad: What?

Amy: I don't like long words

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

When your in "Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg" You get scared cause "Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg has a pretty long word and the is a common sense of Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
im in the hospital with Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Your friend says AHHH, cause thats a common sense of Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

The fear of long words.

Those sick science fucks...
1:Hey, Doc.
2:What ails you, son?
1:I fear long words.
2:Oh, you have HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA, but there is a simple fix, we ADMINISTER the VACCINATION into your ATRIOVENTRICULAR VALVE, where it-
1:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

The fear of ridiculously lengthy words, which is also a freakishly lengthy word.
Seems ironic.
Michael: Doctor, something's wrong with me.
Doctor: Hm. Seems like a case of hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
Michael: Ah! What the?!
Doctor: Don't worry, it's highly treatable. Unlike Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Michael: AAAHH! The horror! *Michael jolts out of the room, in terror and fear.*