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hippopotapussy

A large and unattractive woman that is always willing to have sex with anyone that needs it. A shameful last resort to needy and sexually frustrated men.
Dude, did you hear? That fat bitch Samantha is a hippopotapussy. She'll smash anyone that offers her dick! Let's go get some hippopotapussy!
by Spider Lover October 9, 2018
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HippopotaPUS

Someone who is scared/ being a big pussy
Quit being a HippopotaPUS!

Zackery was a HippopotaPUS cause he wouldn't go skydiving.
by brittanybandooo December 14, 2023
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Hippopotamustrossessquidaliophobia

omg! I didn't know you had Hippopotamustrossessquidaliophobia!

Don't say the Mississippi word! It makes me think of Hippopotamustrossessquidaliophobia!!
by ItsUrMum_FURRY November 28, 2021
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Hippopotamus War of 1887

In the years of 1887 and 1887 there was a very violent war between the brave Japanese people protected their native lands in Norway after many Facist or more specifically Scottish Commies were financially assisting the hippos in they’re conquest of Norway caused the aggravation of the Japanese but they bravely protected their lands but unfortunately were sent of to live far away in Japan.
I lost my arm in The Hippopotamus War of 1887
by Reginald Glocksonion May 19, 2022
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Hippopotamusbottomus

A funny way to label a beta homosexual overweight individual.
Hippopotamusbottomus is stinking up the strip again.
by Devil Complex April 8, 2024
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Wild Hippopotamus

Itz ya boi. The wild hippopotamus does not take kindly to the likes of the people. Food is terrific for me even though sometime it tastes bad, ITS STILL FOOD.😤
Person: IS THAT A WILD HIPPOPOTAMUS.
Me: Wha-
by Wild Hippopotamus December 17, 2017
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