hippiecritical

Adj. Being a hippy and acting in ways that contradict the beliefs you preach.

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Kimberly showed she was a real hippiecrite when she tossed her Juul pods in the ocean in an act of protest.

August's friends told him he was being hippiecritical for not recycling his hemp water bottle.

by CoconutWood August 6, 2020

hippiecrite

like a hypocrite. someone who talks all cool like they won't judge you and stuff but does, or says they smoke and don't, or vice versa. basically a fuckface.

"john is such a fucking hippiecrite. he's always on everyone not to smoke but i found like 30 roaches in his drawer."

by lauren August 30, 2003

HippieCon

Once a term reserved for dirty longhairs from the 70s who wore tie die shirts, a peace sign, and patchouli. They protested and cried about almost everything, and pioneered the anti-vaccine movement of the early 2000s with some dumbass bullshit about autism. Today they have updated their costumes. They can be easily spotted wearing clothes with American flags on them, usually bought at Walmart in the clearance section. Some will advertise that they now own guns, and will fly Trump or Don’t Tread on Me flags in their yards as well. They protest in front of schools, freeway overpasses, and vaccination clinics. Hippie as fuck as they are, they still cry about the dangers of vaccines like little scared bitches. By contrast, being the naturalists that they are, they are not against all medicines, as they like to wash down natural ingredients promoted by the holistic medicine man, their Maharishi holy man, Donald Trump. These items include Lysol, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, and still patchouli oil to keep up the hippie tradition. Some identify themselves as conservatives, flying a tattered ass flag off their truck, wearing the same unoriginal “Let’s Go Brandon” shirt, and telling everyone they are moving to Texas. To their dismay, true conservatives never protested and always looked down on those who did. Ronald Reagan would be ashamed. They fail to realize that despite their makeover, these malcontents are still just whining hippies minus the tie die shirts.

Person 1: Hey Chad, do you want to go to Walgreens to protest the Covid-19 Vaccine with me, to help save humanity from being microchipped.

Person 2: Hell no! I’ve got better shit to do with my time. When did you become such a protesting, hippiecon whiny ass little bitch Chad? You’re a fucking hippie.

by Kentuckywoman082 December 21, 2021

Hippiecryte

A person that pretends to be an environmentalist hippie but doesn’t match their portrayed beliefs with their actions.

He doesn’t recycle like he says he does on Facebook; what a hippiecryte.

by Olinda Holiday October 23, 2022