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High Test

#1: Old-school term for Premium/high octane fuel.

#2: Also more modernly used as slang term to note things of high quality.
#1: Fill-er-up with high test, dude...Groovy!

#2: Man, that guitar is friggin' high test! If I only had the three grand to buy it...
by chaz360 October 3, 2010
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Hightexts

When you get bombarded with an array of stupid texts from that stoner buddy of yours.
Kenzie: LOLOLOL. Lets send Becky Hightexts!

Caitlin: Is this too creepy?? Aahahaa.

Kenzie: NO. Its a hightext. Calm down.

-At Becky's House- Text recieved from Caitlin. "becky. My hands are cold. HAHAH. LOLOL. LMFAO."

Becky: Yes. -Smh-
by GoodCallGirls November 12, 2011
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Alabama High-Test

They're gonna put me in the slammer if they catch me with that Alabama high-test
by WolfmanScoop July 3, 2012
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high test

insanely good marijuana, no particular name, it's just always amazing
Me: Yo man can i get a 1/4 of high test?
You: Sure, i havn't smoked shit that good in weeks.
by Pot a wana December 25, 2007
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Idiot of the Highest Degree

a type of insecure male who cannot keep his dick in his pants, constantly waving it around for Sadie to see. Sadie will always try and castrate him anyway
Idiot of the highest degree! zip that thing up!
by enthusiastic.maggot January 18, 2017
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High Test

1. (noun/verb): A test to test if someone has achieved a proper high on marijuana at the request of the smoker or friends, or done by surprise with the intention to scare the shit out of said smoker. The test is usually considered successful when the stoner's heart rate increases, they hold their chest from fright, a man screams like a lil girl, loss of balance, and/or become more startled or panic because of their high.

Constantly holding out your pet snake and making hissing sounds like it is a cobra is considered a cruel unnerving but hilarious timeless high test, as the stoner would most likely like Scooter the boa if they were not so fucked up at the moment.
Jen: Eh, how can I tell if I'm really high?
Fred: I know a high test. Follow my hands. You're going down a hallway.
You turn

right...

You turn

left...

right...

left...
BRICKWALL!!!

Jen: AHHHH! I was so startled I fell out of my chair.
Fred: LMAO! YOUR FACE WAS PRICELESS! LOLOL1337
Jen: I think I just peed my pants; I'm definitely high.
by skywasblue August 18, 2014
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highest common points

In a sport, especially basketball, where the winning team is determined by the highest common points amongst the players. Traditionally the team with the highest total points wins the game. However, with highest common points each and every player or position has to score a point to count towards the total score. The purpose being that every member makes sure that everyone gets a chance to score so that no single player hogs all the points.
Player A score 7 points, Player B scores 2 points, and Player C score 10 points. So the total highest common points for the team is 2 points. Player A and C should wait give more chances to Player B, and Player B should try more on his/her own to score more points for the team to win with the most highest common points.
by RzMd February 14, 2009
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