HG (Howard Gene) Wellstensen was a 19th century American general. Officially mapped the United States of America. Stated that Ohio is not part of the Midwest, but rather the little known Middle East of America.

General HG Wellstensen was a genius.

HG Wellstensen by Finkus October 28, 2012

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hg winter

Hot girl winter. Being a hoe over winter to a) miss peak sti transmission period, b) save on heating costs, c) be discreet cos everyone thinks you’re just staying in when you’re really getting your back blown out, and d) maximise your vitamin D intake when the days are shorter

Autumn is over, hg winter is here

hg winter by SuperHG November 22, 2022

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HG Forummer

An ignorant buffoon who participates in senseless tirades at forums which belong to the network HeavenGames.

That guy is an HG Forummer!

HG Forummer by Jason April 8, 2003

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HG'ed

Hold-Glass'ed - When a bartender or waitstaff member brings you a glass right out of the dish washer for your craft beer you'd prefer not to be hot. Getting a hot glass for a good beer ruins the taste and renders the beer hot as well.

I asked the bartender for a pint of Bell's Amber, and I got HG'ed! Glass was hot, right out of the dish washer. Beer was immediately hot and intolerable.

HG'ed by TheBeerSnob April 23, 2012

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