Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?

Never mind you will never get it

Boy: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind its too long.

Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it

by Sr. Facebook February 20, 2011

Hey You

What people will call you next if you ignore them when they call you sir and do as you damn well please.

Sir, you can't go in there.

You can't go in there, sir!

Sir!!

Hey You!

by Downstrike October 30, 2004

hey you

A phrase a girl will say to a boy, trying to be romantic. In fact, it is the most overused phrase and is a horrible turnoff.

"Hey you."

"CAN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING ORIGINAL FOR ONCE?"

by sloops March 10, 2005

Hey angel, you da sexay

A really popular phrase used by asian youtube star mychonny as a sexual pick up line.

Maybe he say, maybe he say, 'Hey angel, you da sexay,' maybe he a little corny, maybe he a little bit, horny

by Anhpho July 11, 2010

hey you texting

Hey you texting is when someone mostly women or texting their side piece

Sue:Hey you wyd
John: just chillin

Sue: I miss u & I need u baby!!🍆💋
John: soon baby soon

This an example of Hey you texting

by 1jayjay1 May 28, 2018

hey peebrain you teleport

Originally from what was thought to be porn-bit from Tumblr "hey peebrain you teleport" was the beginning of an ARG on Tumblr and is now consided a meme among users.

Tumblr user 1"Hey peebrain"?
Tumblr user 2 "You teleport"?
"hey peebrain you teleport"

by i_love_fancy_bread January 24, 2022

HEY YOU THE PERSON WHOS READING THIS

you are a very special person i want you to accept this word and add a word to the urban dictionary called "deadboneman" and then when someone accepts your word I'll find your word rince and repeat i wrote this at " 8:22pm,Sunday,June 20th and if I don't find the word within 5 days. I wrote this word for no reason

Are You Up For The Task?
HEY YOU THE PERSON WHOS READING THIS

by Legobatman2139 June 20, 2021