Easily the worst MLB Umpire. He sued MLB for not letting him officiate a World Series game even though a blind person could call a game better than him.
by justmadethisforthisdef October 9, 2018

by Ryeguy2001 April 19, 2017

by TyroneMagnum August 10, 2016

Beautiful outgoing price of art she's perfect in every way possible she's loyal, sweet, funny and a lot more
by Cincere, November 13, 2019

PERLA IS A MF G! ONE OF THE BEST PPL YOU WILL MEET IN YO LIFE ALTHOUGH SHE CAN BE A SENSITIVE ASS BITCH SOMETIMES SHES A DAY ONE! IF YOU GET A CHANCE TO EVER MEET A PERLA YALL GONNA HAVE SOME WILD/FUN ASS ADVENTURES!😎
by Eric Fernandez May 29, 2021

by TrollHunter141 June 4, 2016

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez only instead of sticking a finger in the woman’s anus while fucking her doggiestyle, you stick your finger in your own ass and apply a mustache with your own feces.
In order to make sure he was hipster compliant for Movember, he decided to become Dirty Hernandez and give his partner a fecal matter mustache to show off to their friends.
by Bizz Jizz August 3, 2018
