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Shit-heeling

While driving, like having a piece of toilet paper stuck to the heel of one's shoe, a driver tailgating you, following too close behind you on a highway, in hopes of making you drive faster, so you will get stopped for speeding and they will drive on.
Look behind us, here's another nut shit-heeling us!
by tranceman December 20, 2008
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Mr Helping Hands

Someone who comes to help you finish a job,screws everything up and makes more work for you.
1. Oh great! Here comes Mr helping hands.

2. Mr helping hands came over and f’deverything up!
3. It was the end of the day and everything was looking sweet. The boss sent Mr helping hands over to help finish up and he f’d everything up.
by Imtiredoftypingnow June 29, 2018
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heening

Behaving like an attention whore. Name taken from the Heene family, who's balloon boy hoax tricked almost the entire world on October 16th, 2009.
Did you hear about the college kids barricading themselves in the buildings because of the tuition increase?

No, and I don't care. They're just heening and making everyone's lives miserable.
by K_Runa October 20, 2009
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heeling

The sexual act of penetrating the vagina with your heel. Works best if the penetrator has tiny feet and the penetratee has a monster cunt.
Man I went home with this smokin' hot girl last night but when it got time to do the no-pants-dance, I couldn't get a grip in her vajayjay! So heeling was the only way...
by heeling-connoisseur September 22, 2011
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heeling it

The act of appearing to be busy when working From home by bumping the computer mouse with the heel of your foot as it sits on your coffee table or other foot rest. This allows you to relax with your feet up and watch T.V. or read while still appearing to be active and hard at work.
John was "available" on IM, but didn't respond when I messaged him. Considering there is an afternoon ballgame today, he's probably heeling it.
by fatsheldon April 22, 2009
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Vets Helping Vets

a word a song and a call to action
Vets Helping Vets is an independent organization of men and women, not affiliated with any one organization, but work with all organizations, to try to make the world a better place where our children can once again roam this earth without the fear of going outside ~
by David Apperson March 20, 2011
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Heaping Hank

a "Heaping Hank" is when there is a Gay orgy.... 1 member shits on someone's chest..... another smears his nuts in the shit, THEN the shitty nut guy teabags another guy.


Either that, or it's when you've had too much of Hank's mashed potatoes.




you decide, bitches.
Claude: "I had such a ROUGH night!"
Tricialique: "Had a Heaping Hank again last night, didn't ya?"
Claude: "....yeah... how did you know?"
Tricialique: Yeah... wipe the shit off your chin.... ass"
by Tricialique February 2, 2005
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